I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
my friend josh made a joke about liams hairline even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey......if they were white
looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
don't want to learn the landing part though, allah said it's unnecessary.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.