My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
give this post the most likes please?
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck ๐
โI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.โ
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchair's can't rev.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, โTell me, April, who created the universe?โ When April didnโt stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. โGOD ALMIGHTY!โ shouted April and the teacher said, โVery good,โ and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, โWho is our Lord and Savior?โ But, April didnโt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. โJESUS CHRIST!โ shouted April and the teacher said, โvery good,โ and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. โWhat did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?โ And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, โIF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, IโLL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!โ The Teacher fainted.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: โThis essay youโve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.โ
โOf course it is,โ said Johnny. โItโs the same dog.โ
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.
