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See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

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What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.