Thing jokes

What did Tennessee?

Same thing that Arkansas did.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...

Most annoying thing...

When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?

Quack.

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon.

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

You don't have to meet her parents.

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?

A: They drive slow through school zones.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair back, she looks 15.

What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them!

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.