Thing jokes
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
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What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
What's the worst thing to hear in a prison shower?
"Drop the soap, we've got you surrounded."
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)