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people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
my grand mother made her passage on the titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of. You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
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The only thing they can see are there chopsticks
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
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One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
