Thing jokes

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

What did Tennessee?

Same thing that Arkansas did.

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A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?

Seed?

Seedeeznuts!

A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.

She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"

Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"

Depression: "Lie in bed."

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.

It's a good thing I'm married.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.