They jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."