They jokes
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.