They jokes
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.