They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL