They jokes
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.