They jokes
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
The Bingles
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.