They jokes
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.