They jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

I aced my poker test...

My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...

A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...

Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...

Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Why don't rappers tell secrets?

Because they always spill the beats.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

Why do people have sex?

Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.