They jokes
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.