They jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.