They jokes
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.