They jokes
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.