They jokes
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Memes
The Bingles
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.