They jokes

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.

Me.

You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Why can't orphans do it?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.

Why do orphans like going to church?

They can actually call someone "father."

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.

Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.