They jokes
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!