They jokes
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Memes
When you’re losing the rap battle💀
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!