They jokes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
My grandfather loves Hitler. They both had one ball.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why are people that have bipolar disorder never on suicide watch?
Because they are always sucking dick.