They jokes
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣