They jokes

Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

Why do orphans cry so much?

They can’t find a place to go.

Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?

Cause they taste funny!

Why are Americans such good chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.

Why can’t orphans have a horse?

Because they run away like their mum did.

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

I used to think all Americans were racist.

Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...

Neither have they.(:

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.