They jokes
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Why were parts of the Soviet Union that had more industry than agriculture occupied during WW2?
They couldn't beet the Nazis.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.