They jokes
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.