They jokes
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.