They jokes

Marijuana

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

    Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

    Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

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    • They memes

    Attention

    • I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

    Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

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    • Condom

    • Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

    Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

    Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

    Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

    Husband: "Gold, of course!"

    Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

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    • Crush

    • I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.

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    • Blow job

    • My sister told me she liked Medusa.

    I said, "Huh?"

    My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.

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    • Disco

    • What does a disabled disco play?

    "When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

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    • Child

    • What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

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