They jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."