They jokes
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Memes
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.