They jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.