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How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.