They jokes
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.