They jokes
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
ON BABY
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.