They jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.