They jokes
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.