They jokes
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.