They jokes

How is a woman like a road?

They both have manholes.

I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

Why should China be a baseball team?

Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Why can't an orphan go to school?

They have no one to sign the parent signature.

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!