They jokes
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"