They jokes

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

My uncle got really badly burned the other day.

They don't fuck around at the crematorium.

People's music when friends are around: *rock*

When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?

They have to see food to eat.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.