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Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.