They jokes
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.