They jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.