They jokes
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.