They jokes
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.