They jokes
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Memes
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.