They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
So True
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.