They jokes
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Memes
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.