They jokes
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. πππ
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Why donβt orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why canβt an orphan play baseball?
Because they canβt run home.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" πΉ
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."