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Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.