They jokes
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.