Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
They Jokes
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" πΉ
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why canβt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you donβt get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
