They jokes
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll f--ck you for $10." The boy says, "I would, but I don't have any money." She says, "Ok, I'll take the duck instead." He says, "Ok," so they go upstairs and f--ck. The prostitute says, "That's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back, and we can do it again." So they do, and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, "Well, I got a f--ck for a duck, a duck for a f--ck, and $25 for a f--cked up f--ck."
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.