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Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.