They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. š¤£
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Q: Whatās a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What do tomatoes š do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why canāt orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parentās signature.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, hereās your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! šš
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.