They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ my titties, and then I felt a shoe get shoved all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched, and got smacked in the face. Went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF r u starin at," I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka