They jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!