They jokes

Dwarf

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Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.

Chicken

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Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Reader

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

Orphan

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Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

Divorce

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Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?

Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.

Irony

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It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.