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Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

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Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Nothing, they can't talk.

I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!