They jokes

Why are Americans such good chess players?

Because they lost two towers.

Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."

One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?

One "knight"!!!

Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?

Because they have a break down.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!