They jokes
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.