They jokes
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃