They jokes
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.