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One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
The Earth was flat until they buried you.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.