Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
