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Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.