They jokes

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.