They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.