They jokes
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.