They jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.