They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.