They jokes
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.