They jokes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.