What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
