They jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
βWho are the fastest readers in the world?β
βThe 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.β
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. ππ
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.