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Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both canβt be found.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."