Thereness jokes

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Why can't orphanages play baseball?

Because there's no home to go to.

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

With a poke-poke here,

And a poke-poke there,

Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"

(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby C D E F G!

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.