Thereness jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Hold upp
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.