There jokes
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.