Them jokes
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.