Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
There was this emo kid giving a high 5 to a tree... but the tree left them hanging: )
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Q: How do u make an emo kid happy
A: give them a happy meal
What's the difference between and apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What makes genders and twin towers similar? There used to be two of them and now its a sensitive subject.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
