How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Them Jokes
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
