Them jokes

You want to know how to spot a foster kid?

Them carrying their whole life in a Hefty trash bag.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

I love teaching students

how to make them harm themselves.

Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.

I've seen them hanging all day.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Fun fact: Pringles are named Pringles because somebody decided to name them Pringles.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

How do you get 50 babies into a car?

You blend them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

There are two types of people, avoid them both.