Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.