Them jokes
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Memes
first of my memes
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.