Them jokes
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
All of them suck.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!