Them jokes
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.