The jokes
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."