The jokes
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂