The jokes
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
Memes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.