The jokes
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Memes
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!