The jokes
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.