The jokes

Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?

I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔

Then it hit me 🤧😂

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner is wanted!

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."

(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.