The jokes

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

What’s the best part of stage four cancer?

A: There’s no stage five.

What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?

They can both flash.

Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?

A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

When the card declines on child insurance.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."