The jokes
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Memes
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.