The jokes
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
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This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.