The jokes

Orphan

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Emo kid

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

Rick Astley

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Parrot

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Part

Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?

A. There's 20 of them!

Employee

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Nemo

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Fish

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Forehead

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Equation

I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”

He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”

Doctor

My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.

My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!

Orphan

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Asian

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."