The jokes
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.